problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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