I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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