Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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