note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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