New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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