Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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