what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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