we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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