I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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