he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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