Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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