YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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