obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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