Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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