I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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