No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
40s are totally the cure
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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