apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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