At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Randomize