I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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