He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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