is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize