At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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