Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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