she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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