I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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