Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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