Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I want to fling myself into the sun
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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