is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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