guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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