probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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