biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize