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Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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