p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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