Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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