Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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