Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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