Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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