I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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