You really coming over, don't trick.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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