woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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