Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You're a waste of cheezeits
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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