Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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