HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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i dont even know how to be here
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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