scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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