Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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