Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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