So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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