Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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