weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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