How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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