the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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